November 2011
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October 2011
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It happens ALL OF THE TIME.
“Have we met? I feel like I’ve seen you before.” “I wasn’t passed out naked in an alley, asshole bleedin’ on a Sunday morning…was I?” “No…” “Oh. ‘Cause…’cause that’ll happen…”
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When Married Couples Get Smashed At The Bar
“I mean, when we’re having sex, I’m usually like, ‘Shit, honey, I didn’t know you were awake.’” Ha. That’s awesome. “He’s…he’s not joking. At all.”
"I made a new sign."
“Don’t put this one on the internet.” “…” “Oh, goddamnit.”
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September 2011
14 posts
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Anonymous asked: you guys rock
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Pick-Up Lines
“You know what temp my CPU is running? Hot enough to break the ice.” “Your infrastructure needs penetration testing.” “Nice smartphone. It’d look even better in the universal charger on my nightstand.” “I’m missing a few HTML tags. Any chance you could give me some <head>?” “Don’t worry babe, my backdoor Trojan...
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"Cajun Mike's, how can I help you?"
“…Hello?” “Yeah.” “Can I help you?” “No.” *click* Come on, callers. At least ask if our refrigerator is running. That was shameful.
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We have a Twitter. Sometimes we remember that. →
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Alcohol-Sodden Quotes, Part 1:
“What’re YOOOOOUUUUUU doin’?” Working. What are you doing? “BEIN’ A SHIT SHOW.” Well. At least you’re honest.
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